tilting at windmills #2
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Мой вам совет, найдите друга или же заплатите кому либо, но сами не собирайте "из-за того, что интересно" компьютер. Ожидания на 80% не оправдаются. Либо очень долго изучайте нужные ресурсы, что бы повысить грамотность.

Это я читаю от нечего делать комментарии в сообществе, посвященному выбору техники, и скупая ностальгическая слеза катится по щеке. Сколько таких «гуру» по самым разным вопросам я встречал и просто по жизни, и в различных учебных заведениях. В доску расшибутся, нихуя не помогут, зато будут всеми фибрами души чувствовать свое неоспоримое превосходство перед зеленым новичком. Бесят больше, чем любители MDK.

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The Last Question
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  • by Isaac Asimov — © 1956


The last question was asked for the first time, half in jest, on May 21, 2061, at a time when humanity first stepped into the light. The question came about as a result of a five dollar bet over highballs, and it happened this way:

Alexander Adell and Bertram Lupov were two of the faithful attendants of Multivac. As well as any human beings could, they knew what lay behind the cold, clicking, flashing face — miles and miles of face — of that giant computer. They had at least a vague notion of the general plan of relays and circuits that had long since grown past the point where any single human could possibly have a firm grasp of the whole.

Multivac was self-adjusting and self-correcting. It had to be, for nothing human could adjust and correct it quickly enough or even adequately enough — so Adell and Lupov attended the monstrous giant only lightly and superficially, yet as well as any men could. They fed it data, adjusted questions to its needs and translated the answers that were issued. Certainly they, and all others like them, were fully entitled to share in the glory that was Multivac’s.

For decades, Multivac had helped design the ships and plot the trajectories that enabled man to reach the Moon, Mars, and Venus, but past that, Earth’s poor resources could not support the ships. Too much energy was needed for the long trips. Earth exploited its coal and uranium with increasing efficiency, but there was only so much of both.

But slowly Multivac learned enough to answer deeper questions more fundamentally, and on May 14, 2061, what had been theory, became fact.

The energy of the sun was stored, converted, and utilized directly on a planet-wide scale. All Earth turned off its burning coal, its fissioning uranium, and flipped the switch that connected all of it to a small station, one mile in diameter, circling the Earth at half the distance of the Moon. All Earth ran by invisible beams of sunpower.

Seven days had not sufficed to dim the glory of it and Adell and Lupov finally managed to escape from the public function, and to meet in quiet where no one would think of looking for them, in the deserted underground chambers, where portions of the mighty buried body of Multivac showed. Unattended, idling, sorting data with contented lazy clickings, Multivac, too, had earned its vacation and the boys appreciated that. They had no intention, originally, of disturbing it.

They had brought a bottle with them, and their only concern at the moment was to relax in the company of each other and the bottle.

“It’s amazing when you think of it,” said Adell. His broad face had lines of weariness in it, and he stirred his drink slowly with a glass rod, watching the cubes of ice slur clumsily about. “All the energy we can possibly ever use for free. Enough energy, if we wanted to draw on it, to melt all Earth into a big drop of impure liquid iron, and still never miss the energy so used. All the energy we could ever use, forever and forever and forever.”

Lupov cocked his head sideways. He had a trick of doing that when he wanted to be contrary, and he wanted to be contrary now, partly because he had had to carry the ice and glassware. “Not forever,” he said.

“Oh, hell, just about forever. Till the sun runs down, Bert.”

“That’s not forever.”

“All right, then. Billions and billions of years. Twenty billion, maybe. Are you satisfied?”

Lupov put his fingers through his thinning hair as though to reassure himself that some was still left and sipped gently at his own drink. “Twenty billion years isn’t forever.”

“Will, it will last our time, won’t it?”

“So would the coal and uranium.”

“All right, but now we can hook up each individual spaceship to the Solar Station, and it can go to Pluto and back a million times without ever worrying about fuel. You can’t do THAT on coal and uranium. Ask Multivac, if you don’t believe me.”

“I don’t have to ask Multivac. I know that.”

“Then stop running down what Multivac’s done for us,” said Adell, blazing up. “It did all right.”

“Who says it didn’t? What I say is that a sun won’t last forever. That’s all I’m saying. We’re safe for twenty billion years, but then what?” Lupov pointed a slightly shaky finger at the other. “And don’t say we’ll switch to another sun.”

There was silence for a while. Adell put his glass to his lips only occasionally, and Lupov’s eyes slowly closed. They rested.

Then Lupov’s eyes snapped open. “You’re thinking we’ll switch to another sun when ours is done, aren’t you?”

“I’m not thinking.”

“Sure you are. You’re weak on logic, that’s the trouble with you. You’re like the guy in the story who was caught in a sudden shower and who ran to a grove of trees and got under one. He wasn’t worried, you see, because he figured when one tree got wet through, he would just get under another one.”

“I get it,” said Adell. “Don’t shout. When the sun is done, the other stars will be gone, too.”

“Darn right they will,” muttered Lupov. “It all had a beginning in the original cosmic explosion, whatever that was, and it’ll all have an end when all the stars run down. Some run down faster than others. Hell, the giants won’t last a hundred million years. The sun will last twenty billion years and maybe the dwarfs will last a hundred billion for all the good they are. But just give us a trillion years and everything will be dark. Entropy has to increase to maximum, that’s all.”

“I know all about entropy,” said Adell, standing on his dignity.

“The hell you do.”

“I know as much as you do.”

“Then you know everything’s got to run down someday.”

“All right. Who says they won’t?”

“You did, you poor sap. You said we had all the energy we needed, forever. You said ‘forever.’”

“It was Adell’s turn to be contrary. “Maybe we can build things up again someday,” he said.

“Never.”

“Why not? Someday.”

“Never.”

“Ask Multivac.”

“You ask Multivac. I dare you. Five dollars says it can’t be done.”

Adell was just drunk enough to try, just sober enough to be able to phrase the necessary symbols and operations into a question which, in words, might have corresponded to this: Will mankind one day without the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full youthfulness even after it had died of old age?

Or maybe it could be put more simply like this: How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

Multivac fell dead and silent. The slow flashing of lights ceased, the distant sounds of clicking relays ended.

Then, just as the frightened technicians felt they could hold their breath no longer, there was a sudden springing to life of the teletype attached to that portion of Multivac. Five words were printed: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

“No bet,” whispered Lupov. They left hurriedly.

By next morning, the two, plagued with throbbing head and cottony mouth, had forgotten about the incident.

Jerrodd, Jerrodine, and Jerrodette I and II watched the starry picture in the visiplate change as the passage through hyperspace was completed in its non-time lapse. At once, the even powdering of stars gave way to the predominance of a single bright marble-disk, centered.
“That’s X-23,” said Jerrodd confidently. His thin hands clamped tightly behind his back and the knuckles whitened.

The little Jerrodettes, both girls, had experienced the hyperspace passage for the first time in their lives and were self-conscious over the momentary sensation of inside-outness. They buried their giggles and chased one another wildly about their mother, screaming, “We’ve reached X-23 — we’ve reached X-23 — we’ve —-”

“Quiet, children,” said Jerrodine sharply. “Are you sure, Jerrodd?”

“What is there to be but sure?” asked Jerrodd, glancing up at the bulge of featureless metal just under the ceiling. It ran the length of the room, disappearing through the wall at either end. It was as long as the ship.

Jerrodd scarcely knew a thing about the thick rod of metal except that it was called a Microvac, that one asked it questions if one wished; that if one did not it still had its task of guiding the ship to a preordered destination; of feeding on energies from the various Sub-galactic Power Stations; of computing the equations for the hyperspacial jumps.

Jerrodd and his family had only to wait and live in the comfortable residence quarters of the ship.

Someone had once told Jerrodd that the “ac” at the end of “Microvac” stood for “analog computer” in ancient English, but he was on the edge of forgetting even that.

Jerrodine’s eyes were moist as she watched the visiplate. “I can’t help it. I feel funny about leaving Earth.”

“Why for Pete’s sake?” demanded Jerrodd. “We had nothing there. We’ll have everything on X-23. You won’t be alone. You won’t be a pioneer. There are over a million people on the planet already. Good Lord, our great grandchildren will be looking for new worlds because X-23 will be overcrowded.”

Then, after a reflective pause, “I tell you, it’s a lucky thing the computers worked out interstellar travel the way the race is growing.”

“I know, I know,” said Jerrodine miserably.

Jerrodette I said promptly, “Our Microvac is the best Microvac in the world.”

“I think so, too,” said Jerrodd, tousling her hair.

It was a nice feeling to have a Microvac of your own and Jerrodd was glad he was part of his generation and no other. In his father’s youth, the only computers had been tremendous machines taking up a hundred square miles of land. There was only one to a planet. Planetary ACs they were called. They had been growing in size steadily for a thousand years and then, all at once, came refinement. In place of transistors had come molecular valves so that even the largest Planetary AC could be put into a space only half the volume of a spaceship.

Jerrodd felt uplifted, as he always did when he thought that his own personal Microvac was many times more complicated than the ancient and primitive Multivac that had first tamed the Sun, and almost as complicated as Earth’s Planetary AC (the largest) that had first solved the problem of hyperspatial travel and had made trips to the stars possible.

“So many stars, so many planets,” sighed Jerrodine, busy with her own thoughts. “I suppose families will be going out to new planets forever, the way we are now.”

“Not forever,” said Jerrodd, with a smile. “It will all stop someday, but not for billions of years. Many billions. Even the stars run down, you know. Entropy must increase.”

“What’s entropy, daddy?” shrilled Jerrodette II.

“Entropy, little sweet, is just a word which means the amount of running-down of the universe. Everything runs down, you know, like your little walkie-talkie robot, remember?”

“Can’t you just put in a new power-unit, like with my robot?”

The stars are the power-units, dear. Once they’re gone, there are no more power-units.”

Jerrodette I at once set up a howl. “Don’t let them, daddy. Don’t let the stars run down.”

“Now look what you’ve done,” whispered Jerrodine, exasperated.

“How was I to know it would frighten them?” Jerrodd whispered back.

“Ask the Microvac,” wailed Jerrodette I. “Ask him how to turn the stars on again.”

“Go ahead,” said Jerrodine. “It will quiet them down.” (Jerrodette II was beginning to cry, also.)

Jarrodd shrugged. “Now, now, honeys. I’ll ask Microvac. Don’t worry, he’ll tell us.”

He asked the Microvac, adding quickly, “Print the answer.”

Jerrodd cupped the strip of thin cellufilm and said cheerfully, “See now, the Microvac says it will take care of everything when the time comes so don’t worry.”

Jerrodine said, “and now children, it’s time for bed. We’ll be in our new home soon.”

Jerrodd read the words on the cellufilm again before destroying it: INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

He shrugged and looked at the visiplate. X-23 was just ahead.



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Не дорого ценю я громкие права,
От коих не одна кружится голова.
Я не ропщу о том, что отказали боги
Мне в сладкой участи оспоривать налоги
Или мешать царям друг с другом воевать;
И мало горя мне, свободно ли печать
Морочит олухов, иль чуткая цензура
В журнальных замыслах стесняет балагура.
Все это, видите ль, слова, слова, слова1
Иные, лучшие, мне дороги права;
Иная, лучшая, потребна мне свобода:
Зависеть от царя, зависеть от народа —
Не все ли нам равно? Бог с ними.
                Никому
Отчета не давать, себе лишь самому
Служить и угождать; для власти, для ливреи
Не гнуть ни совести, ни помыслов, ни шеи;
По прихоти своей скитаться здесь и там,
Дивясь божественным природы красотам,
И пред созданьями искусств и вдохновенья
Трепеща радостно в восторгах умиленья.
Вот счастье! вот права...

А. С. Пушкин
1Hamlet.

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Пропаганда гомосексуализма
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«...Когда российский суд производит уголовный приговор за высказывание «бог – это миф»; когда общественность выходит на площади с плакатами «гендер = гомосексуализм»; когда феминисткам из Pussy Riot грозит семь лет тюрьмы за антиклерикальную молитву; когда в Госдуме создается группа по защите христианских ценностей; когда со всех православных амвонов зачитывают циркуляр, призывающий к православному джихаду; когдаочередь к «поясу Богородицы»; когда Владимир Путин в храме; когда по улицам бродят ваффен православных хоругвеносцев; когда доносится гром из-под носа мандабородого httр://vk.com/httр%3A%2F%2Fru.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F%D7%E0%EF%EB%E8%ED%2C_%C2%F1%E5%E2%EE%EB%EE%E4_%C0%ED%E0%F2%EE%EB%FC%E5%E2%E8%F7; когда часы-призраки Breguet, словно инвентарь из трюков Коперфильда, то возникают, то растворяются на руке патриарха Кирилла, — мне, вдруг, нестерпимо хочется сосать хуй.»

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Сказка о Страшном Черном Лесном Говне
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Некий мудрец, не просветленный Дао и не похуист по натуре, шел по лесу, размышляя о Смысле Жизни. Внезапно на тропинке показалось Страшное Черное Лесное Говно…
– Мудрец, я тебя сейчас съем!
И мудрец, не просветленный Дао и не похуист по натуре, заплакал и убежал.
Мораль: Говна бояться — в лес не ходить.

Некий мудрец, просветленный Дао и не похуист по натуре, шел по лесу, размышляя о Смысле Жизни. Внезапно на тропинке показалось Страшное Черное Лесное Говно.– Мудрец, я тебя сейчас съем!
Мудрец, просветленный Дао и не похуист по натуре, ответил:
– Нет, Страшное Черное Лесное Говно, это я тебя съем!
Долго они препирались, но Мудрец, просветленный Дао и не похуист понатуре, оказался сильнее, чем Страшное Черное Лесное Говно. И съел его.
Мораль: Добро опять победило Зло, но у победы какой–то странный вкус.

Некий мудрец, не просветленный Дао и похуист по натуре, шелпо лесу, размышляя о Смысле Жизни. Внезапно на тропинке показалосьСтрашное Черное Лесное Говно.
– Мудрец, я тебя сейчас съем!
Мудрец, не просветленный Дао и похуист по натуре, ответил:
– Да ебал я тебя и твоих ебаных родителей в рот, пиздоблядская хуевина!
И пинком ботинка отшвырнул Страшное Черное Лесное Говно нахуй с тропинки. Тропинка освободилась, но сильно запахло говном.
Мораль: Не тронь говно, пока не завоняло.

Некий мудрец, просветленный Дао и похуист по натуре, шел полесу, размышляя о Смысле Жизни. Внезапно на тропинке показалось Страшное Черное Лесное Говно.
– Мудрец, я тебя сейчас съем!
Мудрец, просветленный Дао и похуист по натуре, не опускаясь до разговоров со всяким говном, продолжил свой путь. И Страшное Черное Лесное Говно заплакало и навсегда–навсегда убежало из Леса, ибо обожало беседы с мудрецами.
Мораль: Размышляешь о Смысле Жизни — не снисходи до пиздежа со всяким говном.

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#950832
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benjameno: how do i catch autism
benjameno: i've tried speaking esperanto and using free open source software but it doesn't seem to be working
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Дао — путь без пути
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Будду снова и снова спрашивали: «Каким образом ты этого добился?» И Будда отвечал: «Я достиг этого, только когда отбросил все пути — путём без пути. Когда я применял какой-нибудь способ, я не достигал ничего. В течение шести лет я напряжённо боролся. Я делал решительно все, что мог, и терпел неудачи. И чрезвычайно обманывался. Потом однажды уже не осталось ничего, что не было бы испытано. Я сделал все, что было в человеческих силах, больше не оставалось ничего, и я расслабился, и в этот же момент я достиг. Поэтому, когда вы спрашиваете меня о способе, вы ставите меня в трудное положение, потому что достиг я только тогда, когда отбросил все пуги»

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Tilting at windmills #2
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Многие люди жалуются на тот факт, что ничего не умеют делать. Это неверно. Им стоит начать жаловаться на окружающих — родителей, остальных родственников, учителей, друзей — за то, что те не давали им в достаточном количестве живительного пинка, когда они переставали практиковаться хотя бы в том, что им нравится (или в чем был потенциал). Хотя еще предпочтительнее перестать, блядь, ныть, и посвятить время, посвященное пассивному отдыху в виде чтения бложиков и споров на тему «Путин/ЕдРо/Muse — Навальный/Яблоко/Госдеп/Radiohead» тем самым вещам, которые вас не смогли заставить делать люди вокруг.

Алсо, читая свои посты, написанные после 2008 года, я боюсь, что набрать необходимые ~90 баллов на егэшеньке по русскому будет непросто. С другой стороны, я нигде не работаю и [уже] не учусь, так что примерно 8×90/3=240 часов на подготовку к каждому из трех сдаваемых предметов (рус,мат,инф) у меня есть. А Ruby on Rails, блогерская слава и инди-рок подождут. В конце концов, 27 лет мне будет только в 2018-м.

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